Just joined this facebook group, Overheard at the NUS. Viewed some of the updates on the wall. Damn funny! Let me share with you some.
[Simply a webpage where you write down funny or weird things you've heard in NUS]
Accounting Prof (on the merits of taking an accounting module): "You can go into banking, finance, consulting... and finally, education (being a lecturer) - erm let's not talk about that"
Girl was asking her friend while studying
Girl: Eh what does ultrasound sound like?
Chem lecturer: I will let u go at 9 pm....I must be very generous ( Lecture was from 6 pm to 9 pm)
Professor talking while a technician tries to fix the projector, he has the tendency to yell: I will NOT TOLERATE HANDPHONES RINGING IN MY LECTURE!!
*phone rings*
*utter silence*
Technician: Hello? *starts walking out with handphone and talking*
Prof: *pause* He's not a student
Chemistry lecture: "So *this* orbital has to interact with *this* orbital up here, because *this* orbital doesn't have the same symmetry has *that* one, which merges to form a new orbital with *those* over there ... oh sorry, I was pointing my laser pointer on MY own screen."
A/P Kunchithapadam Swaminathan: "You can call me Prof. Swami. My first name ... is not a word. It's a sentence."
Lecturer: Singapore is producing less and less babies, maybe because of National Service, the guys lost their girlfriends while they are serving the nation. (Whispers into the mic: Maybe we should abolish national service, because i lost my girlfriend during national service too....)
French Professer: "Singaporean women are like Ice Kachang... At first, when you see it, it looks really nice and sweet on the outside... But then when you try it you realise it's actually quite cold.... And as you continue, the more you dig, the more funny stuff comes out."
In an LAT1201 final examination:
Please turn off all mobile devices, handphone and pagers.
If you all still use pagers.
"It's proven that males die younger than females. So what's the solution? Girls, marry a younger guy!" - sociology professor
Prof Bernard Tan (paraphrased): I hated it back then in school when my maths teacher showed some complicated solutions and began with, "it is obvious that..." I was lousy at Maths, that was why I took Physics.
"I saw a marshmallow gun yesterday and wanted to buy it to reward marshmallows to whomever can answer questions in class. I'll just shoot it all the way from the front," Said an amazing political science professor.
This happened 4 years ago. A huge group of students around the LT started leaving half an hour before the lecture ended.
Prof "Why are you all leaving?"
students "we have a test in 15 mins at another faculty".
Prof "Oh I see. I feel much better now"
At an Intercultural class:
"Where do you find Bangaladeshis in Singapore?" Class:" Little India"
"How about Thais" Class: "Golden Mile"
"Filipinos?" Class: "Lucky Plaza"
"China Nationals?"..........Silence from the lecture group. Then a lone voice:
"Everywhere"
Professor explaining how a rectal thermometer works: You insert the thermometer in the rectum... (no response from class)... rectum??.. (no response from class)..I'm sure you all know what rectum is? (still no response from class)....Asshole? (class goes ROFL!)
Geography Prof: So now, let's have a break. Can someone go get me a cappucino.
Maths professor teaching directional derivatives: "So we have to take the derivative of the function with respect to 'u' and we take the vector on the 'k' axis. We write it as fu k - Oh gosh we really have to choose a different letter for this next time!" ;)
Chem prof: For those of you who didn't come to the mid term test for whatever reason there will be a make up test. Please don't bring cosmetics.
Matchmaking During NUS Lecture
He's my math lecture for last sem and this sem too! He's a good lecturer. ^^
Saturday, 30 January 2010
Thursday, 28 January 2010
KPOP 2 (Jan 2010)
Daesung(Big Bang) - Cotton Candy(솜사탕)
After GD and Taeyang's solo songs, here's Daesung's new single! ^^
Feel like eating cotton candy and swinging along to the 'summery' melody of the song on a large grassland, or strolling at a beach near the sea on a windy and sunny day. =)
SNSD (소녀시대) (Girls Generation) - Oh! (오)
Quite a cute song. But still not as powerful as 'Gee' I think.
2PM-Tik Tok
From the Cass Beer CF featuring Yoon Eun Hye, Nichkhun and Taecyeon [2PM].
The Film (더 필름) - 두근두근 (Tomorrow)
AAAHHH!!! Snow~~ I want touch snow, I want wear winter clothes, I want experience winter! I know it's not that romantic because it's really very cold but I want to experience it at least once! XD
Lee Seung Gi - Love Taught Me To... 사랑이 술을 가르쳐
He really has a low voice... =O Like the chorus...
HybRefine (하이브리파인) - You Can Fly
Creative group name.
They have this interesting MV "Starlight Love". The light effects are very nice sia. He's like playing some o2jam game or what. Haheho...
Tuesday, 19 January 2010
KPOP (Jan 2010)
C.N Blue (씨엔블루) - 외톨이야 (Alone)
If you like Shinwoo in "You're beautiful" drama, may be you will like this song even more!! He's so shuai in the MV. Even if you are not, this is definitely one of the best ksongs for this month. ^^
*SONG OF THE WEEK*
DIA (디아) - Another Boy (딴놈)
She may make you think of 2NE1's Park Bom but I find both of them different. =P
Like this song very much. Her live performance is steady and really shows off her strong vocal.
F.Cuz (포커즈) - Jiggy (지기)
Although I think the dance is not very "manly" for a group of 4 guys, I quite like it actually. Perhaps, I'd prefer 2NE1 dances to it instead. Haheho...
ZE:A-Love Coach
Instead of recommending their first hit "Mazeltov", I prefer this song to the latter. This group has a lot of people man... Although their dance is so more cool, F.Cuz gives me a deeper impression. These 2 boy groups are just introduced this month.
어니스트 (Ernest) - Because I'm Weary [God of Study OST]
Nice OST. I'm already weary though school just started. ><"
Feel like watching this drama... XP Looks interesting. Moreover, the guy in the middle and the one at the extreme right acted in "Queen Seon Deok" too!! Anyway, QSD is really an awesome historical korean drama you shouldn't miss if you like "Jewel in the Palace/Da chang jin", "Iljimae" or "Hong Gil dong" like me!! \(^^)/
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
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